sms Funy10

girl: do you have any sentimental great love cards?
shopkeeper: what do you think of this card, it says:
To the only boy I ever loved
girl: great ... I want 10 of them!

sms Funy9

Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote "Behind every successful man there is a woman"
Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting our time in studies and find that woman

sms Funy8

he shortest relationship in life is between students and books.
They hook-up only a day before the exam and break-up right after the exam

sms Funy7

Girl before finding her Love:
He should love me more & more everyday
He should never let me sad
He should always understand me
He should be perfect !!
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After finding her boyfriend:
So what if he is not loving me unconditional, I understand & love him anyway
So what if he is sometimes makes me sad, that is ok, still he is the best for me!
So what if he is not fully understanding me, I will understand him
So what if he is not perfect, I am not perfect too!

sms Funy6

o one is as ugly as their driving license/ identity card picture,nor as good-looking as their facebook profile pic.

sms Funy5

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-
Your Name_______
Percentage In SSC_____%
Gender_____
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Now Read 'Only' The Answers.

sms Funy4

“Height of bad english-

kisi ne “MEERA” se pocha

aap shaadi kab karoge, to wo boli-

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First i will marry my brothers, then my mother will marry me!